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The Daily World News issue1
Well, since this is the grand opening of the weekly world news we're all gonna have a party at the whitehouse. Anyway, more about news. Chris Harrington has discovered that if he does a kickflip on his skateboard it shoots a fireball. Also, today giant killer monkeys like the one shown at the left have taken over Scranton, Pennsylvania. When asked what they plan to do about the monkeys one local said that they liked the monkeys as a change to the usual boredom. Unfortunatley for that local, Chris Harrington came in and shot all the monkeys with fireballs. In other news France decided to go to war with Monaco. The tiny state of Monaco lies along the French Riviera on the French Mediterranean coast near Nice. The French said they went to war because they were hoping Monaco would surrender, but after 3 hours the french leader Jacques Chirac cracked under pressure and surrendered. Then he ate cheese. France has now decided to change their motto to France "Why, yes we are the cheese eating surrender monkeys." That's all the news i have for today, but no matter what remember, you're gooda, but i'm cheddar. Thank you and Goodnight. | | |
| Well i've given this a lot of thought and decided that since i have nothing else to do i might as well update this. Although i think i have decided to change things up a bit. i think maybe instead of doing normal posts i'll make a newspaper. sort of. it will be whatever i want . yeah that sounds shiny. oh yeah and by the way instead of saying nice or fine you must all say shiny. it has been decided. now enjoy the daily world news. | | |
| if i'm just writing to myself then i guess i'll just stop writing. | | |
| i don't think anyone is even checking my xanga anymore because i went so long without posting anything. i am so glad that we have a faster internet now. this way i'm not always so bored at home. i can actually talk to people and do stuff.
well hopefully people will read this so i am not just writing to myself.
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| School is just as boring as summer was. Except for the fact that i get to see my friends. That's one plus. I don't like having homework everyday though. I think my day 2 is way better than my day one though. My first class is biology with mr. larsen and he's awesome. Then i have seminar of course. Then P.E which is another super easy class. Then last i have english which is really the only class that is hard. mainly because there is so much homework, but also because i have mrs. miller. She only yells at ME for sleeping in class when there is like four other people sleeping. Plus i'm in the back of the room so i would be the hardest to spot.
Wow i think this is my longest post in forever.especially since i havn't posted in a few months. | | |
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